I Loved The Old Stories

I Honestly Think That It Automatically Hurts Me If I Said That I Supported The War In Iraq And I Support The Troops. That Automatically Kills Me For Getting A Bunch Of Movies, A Bunch Of Television Shows. People Don't Want To Hear From Me.

I Had No Problem Going Into Retirement Mode, ... I Do What Other Retired Guys Do. I Putter Around The House And Travel.

In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers. In Show-biz, They're Transportation Captains.

Everybody In Hollywood Loves Symbolic Gestures.

I Used To Go To The Library All The Time When I Was Kid. As A Teenager, I Got A Book On How To Write Jokes At The Library, And That, In Turn, Launched My Comedy Career.