I Love To Write Jokes

I Admire The Pope. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Who Can Tour Without An Album.

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.

At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold And Subtract It From My Age. I Don't Count That Time As Really Living. I Spend More And More Time On Hold Each Year. By The Time I Die, I'm Going To Be Quite Young.

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.