The Time You Spend Grieving

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.

One Of My First Office Jobs Was Cleaning The Windows On Brown Envelopes.

Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little Apartment In New York, One Of Those L-shaped Ones. Unfortunately, It's A Lower Case L.

Individuality In Dressing Is Not Important To Men. If They All Look Alike It Means They Haven't Made A Mistake.

All Men Think That They're Nice Guys. Some Of Them Are Not. Contact Me For A List Of Names.