I Love Thongs. The Day

I Hated My Whole Childhood, Hated It, Hated It, Hated It. There Was No Place For Me.

I Was Rejected In School Because I Didn't Look Like The Big-breasted, Beautiful Girls. I Was Awkward And Sad. My Mother Always Said, "be Original!" But I Didn't Understand Until I Changed To Be Like Everyone Else.

Human Beings Exist That Have Integrity, That Know How To Keep Their Mouth Shut, That Know The Bigger Picture, That Don't Sell Out Their Friends.

Great Acting May Be A Turn-on, But It Won't Make Me Fantasize About The Person For A Week.

I Like Lists, I'm Controlling, I Like Order. I'm Difficult On Every Level.