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Motherhood Is Beautiful. Everything [my Son] Does Makes Me So Happy.

You Never Quite Know What The Change Is Until, One Day, You Wake Up And Go, "wow, I'm Reacting To Things Differently And I Feel Differently."

Go Find Your Joy. It's What You're Going To Remember In The End.

I Love My Comedy Too Much To Bastardize It With Bad Romantic Comedy.

Human Beings Exist That Have Integrity, That Know How To Keep Their Mouth Shut, That Know The Bigger Picture, That Don't Sell Out Their Friends.