I Love Football. I Think

When You're Winning - You Don't Need Any Friends. When You're Losing - You Don't Have Any Friends Anyway.

Statistics Always Remind Me Of Fellow Who Drowned In A River Where The Average Depth Was Only Three Feet.

The Bowl Games Are Only Supposed To Be A Fun Reward.

Without Winners, There Would Be No Civilization.

The Five Big Mistakes In Football Are The Fumble, The Interception, The Penalty, The Badly Called Play, The Blocked Punt—and Most Of These Originate With The Quarterback. Find A Mistake-proof Quarterback And You Have This Game Won.