Success Is The Only Motivational

The Only Meaningful Statistic Is Number Of Games Won.

Football Is, After All, A Wonderful Way To Get Rid Of Your Aggressions Without Going To Jail For It.

Statistics Always Remind Me Of Fellow Who Drowned In A River Where The Average Depth Was Only Three Feet.

The Minute I Think I'm Getting Mellow, I'm Retiring. Who Ever Heard Of A Mellow Winner?

I Don't Like Nice People. I Like Tough, Honest People.