I Love Cop Shows And

It Was More Of Their Quirky Show. It Was More Like A Cult Show. The Ratings Weren't Really That High.

I Love Old Cookbooks. I Just Got Such A Kick Out Of Them, How The Color Would Be Way Off Or Fake Looking. The Cook Books Now Look So Much Like Magazines, You'll Never Make Food That Looks Like That. I'd Rather See It The Ugly Way Than They Way They Do It Now.

I Cried When I Had No Shoes, Until I Met A Man Who Had No Feet. And Then I Laughed Really Hard.

The Moment Someone Says, 'hey, Everyone, Listen To The Words In This Song,' Your Party Is Over.

I Failed First Grade, Which Is My Biggest Problem. You Always Feel Like A Failure, Like You're Stupid.