I Love Cop Shows And

I Failed First Grade, Which Is My Biggest Problem. You Always Feel Like A Failure, Like You're Stupid.

I Love Theatrical Props: A Cup Filled With Solid Fake Tea, Say, Or A Collection Of Fake Food, Including A Rubber Turkey, Which, During The Holidays, I Wrap In Tinfoil So It Appears To Have Just Come Out Of The Oven.

My Mom Used To Say That Greek Easter Was Later Because Then You Get Stuff Cheaper.

I've Always Been Drawn To People With Problems. Not Just Physical Problems, But Mental Problems Too. Like Depressed People Or Killers, All That Stuff.

On The Off Chance That You Have Children, Don't Clean Up At All. As Children, My Brother And Sister And I Loved Waking Up Early And Playing Cocktail Party With The Leftover Debris