I Love Blackjack. But I'm

I'm A Hard Act To Follow, Because When I'm Done, I Take The Microphone With Me.

People Think I'm Into Sports Because I'm A Man. But I'm Not Into Sports. I Like Gatorade, But That's About As Far As It Goes. By The Way, You Don't Have To Be Sweaty And Play Basketball To Enjoy Gatorade. You Can Just Be A Thirsty Dude. Gatorade Forgets About This Demographic!

There's A Guy In The Audience With A Distinctive Laugh. I Hope That Guy Is Miked. The Only Problem With Having A Distinctive Laugh Is I Know Exactly When That Guy Isn't Laughing. "oh, Distinctive Laugh Doesn't Think That Joke Was Funny!"

If You Are Flammable And Have Legs, You Are Not Blocking A Fire Exit.

I Saw A Human Pyramid Once. It Was Very Unnecessary. It Did Not Need To Exist.