I'm A Hard Act To

I Don't Have A Girlfriend. But I Do Know A Woman Who'd Be Mad At Me For Saying That.

If You Want To Talk To Me After The Show, I'd Be Surprised.

Fettucini Alfredo Is Macaroni And Cheese For Adults.

Well, That's A 'fresher'. I'm Going On Break.

That Would Be Cool If The Earth's Crust Was Made Out Of Graham Cracker. It Would Disappear Just Like The Ozone Layer, But For Completely Different Reasons.