I'll Never Forget My First

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.