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Comediennes Are The Lucky Ones, Because If You're Funny, You Can Be 125 Years Old And They Will Still Accept You.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying. Of Course They Do. Even Babies Go To The Attractive Face. It's The Way Humans Work.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

I Felt A Comedy Ego Beginning To Grow, Which Gave Me The Courage To Begin Tentatively Looking Into Myself For Material.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.