I Live By Three Rules:

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.