I Like Tall Girls Because

And It Really Pisses Peter And Micky Off When I Get Onto One Of Those Tangents Where I Start To Do Humor.

America Changed My Life, But I Still Think Of Home And Working In Scotland Was An Important Part Of That.

You Know I Used To Be A Heartthrob, And Now I'm A Coronary.

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

You Will Not Forestall My Judgement!