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The Monkees Changed My Life But Ruined My Acting Career.

It Used To Be 65 When You Went Into Retirement. Before That, When You Got Into Your 50s, You Were Getting Older.

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

I Never Slept Alone Until I Was Married.

I'd Like A Glass Of Cold Gravy With A Hair In It, Please.