America Changed My Life, But

Ah, Love. A Dreadful Bond! And Yet, So Easily Severed.

I'd Like A Glass Of Cold Gravy With A Hair In It, Please.

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

I Would Say That Fifty Percent Of My Show Is Killer Comedy.

And Actually, About Three Weeks Ago, Micky, Peter And I Were In Vegas At The Mgm Grand. And We Did About 12 Shows In Seven Days. It Was Quite An Experience.