The Monkees Changed My Life

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

Do You Fear Death? Do You Fear That Dark Abyss? All Your Deeds Laid Bare. All Your Sins Punished. I Can Offer You...an Escape.

I've Got A Farm In England Where I Breed Horses.

Around The Property I Have Here, I'm About To Put An All Weather Race Track. I'm About To Build Stables. I'm About To Ship Over A Couple Of My Thoroughbreds From England.

America Changed My Life, But I Still Think Of Home And Working In Scotland Was An Important Part Of That.