I Know When I'm Working

The Ladder Of Success In Hollywood Is Usually A Press Agent, Actor, Director, Producer, Leading Man; And You Are A Star If You Sleep With Each Of Them In That Order. Crude, But True.

Dirt Makes A Man Look Masculine. Let Your Hair Blow In The Wind, And All That. It's Ok. All You Have To Do Is Look Neat When You Have To Look Neat.

All A Woman Needs Is A Good Bath, Clean Clothes, And For Her Hair To Be Combed. These Things She Can Do Herself. I Very Seldom Go To The Hairdresser, But When I Do, I Just Marvel.

Confidence Is Something You're Born With. I Know I Had Loads Of It Even At The Age Of 15.

I Have Not Been That Wise. Health I Have Taken For Granted. Love I Have Demanded, Perhaps Too Much And Too Often. As For Money, I Have Only Realized Its True Worth When I Didn't Have It.