I Have Never Liked Bargains

I Must Quit Marrying Men Who Feel Inferior To Me. Somewhere There Must Be A Man Who Could Be My Husband And Not Feel Inferior.

I Have Never Seen A Wrestling Match Or A Prize Fight, And I Don't Want To. When I Find Out A Man Is Interested In These Sports, I Drop Him.

I Win Because I Learned Years Ago That Scared Money Always Loses. I Never Care, So I Win.

I Don't Fear Death Because I Don't Fear Anything I Don't Understand. When I Start To Think About It, I Order A Massage And It Goes Away.

If You Use Your Imagination, You Can Look At Any Actress And See Her Nude... I Hope To Make You Use Your Imagination.