I Still Look Good, Though.

Men Are Most Virile And Most Attractive Between The Ages Of 35 And 55. Under 35 A Man Has Too Much To Learn, And I Don't Have Time To Teach Him.

Most Children Turn Out Badly Because They Have The Wrong Parental Image. This Doesn't Mean Their Parents Are Criminal. It Means They Are Boring And Cruel.

I Think Women Are Concerned Too Much With Their Clothes. Men Don't Really Care That Much About Women's Clothes. If They Like A Girl, Chances Are They'll Like Her Clothes.

I Have Never Seen A Wrestling Match Or A Prize Fight, And I Don't Want To. When I Find Out A Man Is Interested In These Sports, I Drop Him.

I Have Never Liked Bargains When It Came To Sex.