I Know It Sounds Odd,

As The Chinese Will Tell You, History Depends On Your Point Of View.

The Greatest Missile In The World Is Useless ... Unless It's Targeted. A Torpedo Is Adrift Unless It Has Someplace To Go. An Arrow Is Pointless Unless It Hits Something. So It's Important For Kids--for Everyone, Even If You Fail At First--to Target Something And Head In That Direction. With All Your Might.

Jill : What Causes Sibling Rivalry? Tim : Having More Than One Kid!

I Have To Get A Licence To Drive A Motorcycle To Protect Myself And The People Around Me. I Am Adamant There Should Be Some Sort Of Licensing Required To Have Children.

If You Want To Condemn Yourself For The Mistakes You've Made, Let's Be Fair, That Means You've Got To Congratulate Yourself For All The Good Things You've Done. It's Okay To Say, "god, I Wish I'd Done This; Yeah, But I Did Do That." Then It Kind Of Balances Out.