To Get A Man's Attention,

A Car Crossed Two Lanes Of Traffic, Flipped, And Landed On My Dad's Car. I Don't Blame Cars. My Dad Loved Cars. I Don't Have Many Memories Of My Dad. The Love Of Cars Is All I Have Of Him, Really.

I May Go Back And Spice It Up With A Little Bit Of The Tool Stuff And Grunting And All That That I Know So Well. But It Feels Like I'm Rehashing Old Material. And Some Of My Audiences Like That. So I'm There To Entertain. I'm Not There To Make A Political Statement Or Anything Like That. I'm There To Entertain.

There Are Flaws In The Way Politics Is Reported In This Country Today And We Should Do Something About It, .. Radio And Television Coverage Of Politics Doesn't See Its Role As A Mission To Explain, But To Destroy, In A Pernicious Culture In Which Journalists Pit Themselves Against Politicians.

Men Are Pigs. Too Bad We Own Everything.

A Guy Knows He's In Love When He Loses Interest In His Car For A Couple Of Days.