I'm Sad For Adults Who

For Years, I Just Did Not Like This Idea Of God, Church.

My Comedy Is Not Mine. It's A Gift. I'm Not That Smart.

Women Are Like Cars: We All Want A Ferrari, Sometimes Want A Pickup Truck, And End Up With A Station Wagon.

A Guy Knows He's In Love When He Loses Interest In His Car For A Couple Of Days.

I Was Gone So Much In My First Marriage. I Love The Moments When I Engage With My Youngest Daughter Now. It's Not My Thing To Sit On The Ground And Play Tea Party, But I'll Do It Because It's A Moment That Will Stick With Me Forever.