I Knew It Was Time

I Do Miss The Social Aspect Of Sitting In A Pub With A Pint But You Know What When I Get Down To It I Never Went For A Pint. I Went To A Pub To Get F**ked Up. If It Was Just Going For A Pint That Would Be Ok But Once I Start I Just Can't Stop.

With Time, People Forget To Say, "darling I Love You." Just That Word.

My Mother Was An Amateur Singer, My Father Was An Amateur Drunk.

I Live In A 9 Million Dollar Turd.

Mind You, It’s All Bullshit With Wine, Isn’t It? It’s Just F**king Vinegar With A Fizz, No Matter What The Tasters Say.