I Just Try To Keep

My Father Used To Beat Me With His Belt...while It Was Still On Him.

I Wish I Could Sit Back And Say, 'oh, I'm Gonna Wait For A Merchant-ivory Film To Come My Way. Or Ivory-merchant. Whatever It's Called. But You Just Take What's Given And Then, Hopefully, Down The Road You Can Be More Choosy And Only Do, Say, Wayans Brothers Movies. That's My Goal: To Be More Merchant-ivory-wayans.

I Think Comedy Is A Really, Really Good Tool For Trying To Say Something.

If You See Something, Say Something.

I Love Playing A Curmudgeon. I Just Love Playing A Sour Guy.