My Father Used To Beat

American Society Loves To Prop People Up And Then Take Them Down.

Privacy Is Big For Me. To Do Interviews Even, I Have A Very Love/hate With It.

I Tend To Think Of Myself As A One-man Wolf Pack.

Inappropriateness Is Funny To Me. Rudeness Is Hilarious.

You Know How Some People Have Gay-dar? I Have Fat-dar. I Can Automatically Tell If You're Fat Or Not. And I Also Have Cerebral-palsy-dar.