I Just Often Find Myself

Hopefully People Are Upset For The Reason I Want Them To Be Upset. Even When I Was Doing Open Mics, I've Always Had People Upset. I've Never Been The Consummate Crowd-pleaser.

I Still Think That, Hopefully, You're Not Ahead Of The Jokes, And I Think That Has Value. There Is A Punchline And It's Pointed - And, Again, Whether You Think It's Funny Or Not, That's Subjective.

I Grew Up In That Minority. I Grew Up In The South, In Roswell, Georgia, And It Was Heavily White, Baptist, Conservative. And The Idea That Somebody Would Come There And Say Those Things That I Said Created An Atmosphere Where Some People Would Walk Out, And Suddenly They Weren't In The Minority. For An Hour And A Half, They Were The Majority. So I Would Argue That It Does Need To Be Said.

I Love Tinkle, It's Really The Most Fun I've Had In Years.

I Do Believe That On A Whole, Women Are Definitely Smarter Than Men... I Also Believe That Dogs Are Smarter Than Women. No? That One, You Don't Believe It? You Believe That I Didn't Do A Series Of Tests? You Are Right To Not Believe It, Because I'm Going To Go Ahead And Admit That I Do Not Believe What I Just Said, It Was What's Described As A 'joke.' Um, I'll Be Telling A Bunch Of Them Here Tonight.