I Just Often Find Myself

I Was Heavily Influenced By Andy Kaufman And Steven Wright.

A Verbose, Prosaic Review Which Mentions Whistling Winds And The Timeless Feeling Of Jade Doesn't Mean Anything To Me; I Don't Need A Novella Telling Me About How An Album Is Like A Fine Meal.

There's The Disingenuous Duplicitousness, But You Can Apply That To Every Politician, Really.

I'm Very Vocal About My Belief That All Religion Is Garbage. Most Of My Friends Are Religious Or At Least Spiritual. These Are People I Like And I Know Are Intelligent. It's This Thing That I Carry Around. I Know I'd Be A Better Person If I Was Fairer, But It's At The Core Of Who I Am And What I Believe.

I Work A Lot And I Like To Get Out And Work But The Work I Do To Make The Other Work Work I'm Not Very Good At.