My Biggest Problem Is Retaining

Then I Will Tape The Sets And Even Though I`m Not Very Successful Sometimes I Will Try To Cut Out The Fat And Put The Jokes Closer Together.

[on The Dating Handbook] 'with A Telescope, Some Munchies, And A Warm Blanket, Watch For Halley's Comet.' Yeah. I Like That. There's No Time Limit. Just Sit There And Grow Old Together.

I Really Don't Have A Problem With Gay Marriage... Because I'm Tolerant And Rational.

When We Were On The Bus Doing The Mr. Show Hooray For America Tour There Was A Lot Of Laughter And A Lot Of Pot Smoking And A Lot Of Speed Metal Listening And Video Game Playing. Of Course That Was All Brian Posehn.

I've Never Thought Of Myself As A Hoity-toity Cultural Critic.