I Immediately Said Yes For

Most Of The Stuff I Do On The Show Comes Out Of Me Just Trying To Make My Friends Laugh.

Snl Is A Home. You've Got All Of Your Brothers And Sisters There, And It's A Great Time.

I Grew Up Cursing A Lot.

If A Girl Breaks Up With Me, I Want Her To Just Die, Just Be Dead. Not 'cause I Hate Her So Much As It's Just Easier For When My Friends Go, 'hey, What Happened?' 'oh, She's Dead. I'd Still Be With Her, But She's Dead. What Can I Do? She Was Loving Me, But She's Dead.'

The Idea Of My Kids Being Spoiled, I Go To Sleep Thinking About It. I Wake Up Thinking About. I'm Trying To Do The Right Thing. With The Amount Of Money I Have, It's Difficult To Raise Children The Way I Was Raised. But I Took Away The West And North Wing Of The House For Those Guys. So, They're Not Allowed In There.