I Heard From My Cat's

Happiness Is Discovering The Prune Juice Your Doctor Ordered You To Drink Has Fermented.

I Have An Ego Like Anybody Else, But I Don't Need To Be Stoked By Going Before The Public All The Time.

Ronald Reagan Just Signed The New Tax Law. But I Think He Was In Hollywood Too Long. He Signed It, 'best Wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

Only Lie About The Future.

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".