I Haven't Had This Much

I Haven't Had This Much Fun Since The Rats Ate My Baby Sister

That's The Way Girls Were--they Always Laughed. Because They Were Bitches.

People Hear That I Am A Horror Writer And They Think That I Must Be A Monster, But Actually I Have The Heart Of A Small Child - I Keep It In A Jar On My Desk.

I Have The Heart Of A Child. I Keep It In A Jar On My Shelf.

Despite My Ghoulish Reputation, I Really Have The Heart Of A Small Boy. I Keep It In A Jar On My Desk.