I Have Two Bowls Of

I Like A Drink, Mate. I'll Have Maybe 10 Or 12 Pints On A Good Night Out.

My Dad Was An Arsenal Supporter And He Used To Take Me There, But I've Always Been Chelsea.

You Can't Drink Too Many Otherwise You Can't See What You're Throwing At.

Nah, I Don't Watch Tv Either, Apart From A Few Sports Programmes. I Just Don't Have The Time.

All This Cuddling And Kissing On Stage These Days, Well It's All Right In Football When Someone Scores A Goal, But Not When You're Playing Darts.