You Eat When You're Hungry,

You Can't Drink Too Many Otherwise You Can't See What You're Throwing At.

I Like A Drink, Mate. I'll Have Maybe 10 Or 12 Pints On A Good Night Out.

All This Cuddling And Kissing On Stage These Days, Well It's All Right In Football When Someone Scores A Goal, But Not When You're Playing Darts.

I've Got A Nice Little Crafty Deal With The People In Barbados; 10 Days Out There Teaching The Locals How To Play Darts For An Hour A Day. Get Paid For That As Well.

I Was Born At The Right Time. I Was A Freak - The Only Young Player When Darts Took Off In The 1970s.