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All This Cuddling And Kissing On Stage These Days, Well It's All Right In Football When Someone Scores A Goal, But Not When You're Playing Darts.

I've Got A Nice Little Crafty Deal With The People In Barbados; 10 Days Out There Teaching The Locals How To Play Darts For An Hour A Day. Get Paid For That As Well.

Nah, I Don't Watch Tv Either, Apart From A Few Sports Programmes. I Just Don't Have The Time.

My Dad Was An Arsenal Supporter And He Used To Take Me There, But I've Always Been Chelsea.

I Play A Lot Of Charity Golf Mainly. I'm A Bandit 18 If I Play Two Or Three Times A Week.