I Have So Much Respect

The Two Sides Of Bernie - That's A Quiet Weapon That I Have.

Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No Breaking Wind In My Car. The Only Gas That Bernie Mac Want To Be Smelling Is Unleaded.

I Was In Love With A Lot Of People, Because I Was A Student Of The Game Of Comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Don Rickles, Red Foxx, Moms Mabley - Who Gets No Credit, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, George Kirby. I Loved Them All, And I Used To Just Take A Page Out Of All Of Them.

Suffering Is A Good Teacher. It Keeps You In Its Grip Until You've Learned Your Lesson.

Jerry Weintraub, The Producer, Might Be A Pain In The Ass, But He Really Knows How To Treat His Actors.