Black Audiences Are Hard. They

I Was Good At Keeping My Mother From Crying.

My Girlfriend Rhonda, Who's Now My Wife, I Graduated From High School, She Got Pregnant. My Grandfather Said, 'you've Got To Do The Right Thing.'

Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is What Made Me.

You Can't Change What Happened. Just Like You Can't Change The Future By Worrying About It. You Just Have To Keep Moving.

I Always Wanted To Scuba Dive. I Used To Scuba Dive Undercover Like Black Aquaman.