I Have No Grand Scheme.

I Went Skiing Today, Too, Yeah. I Didn't Wanna Go. The Girl I'm Stalking Wanted To Go, So... I'm Not Kiddin!

I Don't Mind A Crowd's Not Laughing; It's The Groans That Slow Down The Show.

I Used To Do Drugs, But That Was Way Back There.

When I Was A Kid, I Really Loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

I'm Sitting In The Bus Station, Minding My Own Business, Reading 'ta-da!' Magazine; A Magazine By And For Gay Magicians, But That's A Different Story.