I Have A Stepladder. It's

I've Got Wealth And Fame But I Haven't Changed My Roots.

I Have A Stepladder. It's A Very Nice Stepladder But It's Sad That I Never Knew My Real Ladder.

It's Not Supposed To Be Easy, If It's Easy, It's No Good, That's The Way I Look At It.

I'm Busy And That's The Way I Like It - When I Have Too Much Downtime I Get Into Trouble.

Critics Called Me 'egregious' - I Had To Look That One Up - And 'creepy', But Now I Don't Read Them, I Weigh Them.