I Was Thinking - If

Once Journalists Have Been Rifling Through Your Dustbins, You Do Try And Keep Them At Arms' Length.

I'm Busy And That's The Way I Like It - When I Have Too Much Downtime I Get Into Trouble.

Coming From Having Absolutely Nothing To Having A Few Grand In The Bank, It Was A Big Culture Leap. I Think That's Why I Went Off The Rails A Bit Really, 'cause There Was No Training For It. They Didn't Do Fame In Schools.

Critics Called Me 'egregious' - I Had To Look That One Up - And 'creepy', But Now I Don't Read Them, I Weigh Them.

There Was Never Any Career Plan. When 'red Dwarf' Started I Thought We Were Doing A Curious Little Sitcom On Bbc2, I Didn't Think I Was Becoming An Actor. I Didn't See That 21 Years Later I'd Still Be Talking About It, Let Alone Filming A New One. For Me Everything's Always Been An Accident.