I Have A Horrible Memory

I Get The First Flight Out From Anywhere I Am Because I Have To Come Home To My Kids.

The Pleasure Of The Mulch Pile Is Incomprehensible. I Wouldn't Care If They Just Hauled The Mulch To The Landfill Somewhere. Obviously, Grass Clippings Are Biodegradable, But When They're Bunched Together At The Landfill, They Become Badly Influenced By Other Garbage.

I Used To Work At The International House Of Pancakes. It Was A Dream, And I Made It Happen.

My Mom Said She Learned How To Swim When Someone Took Her Out In The Lake And Threw Her Off The Boat. I Said, 'mom, They Weren't Trying To Teach You How To Swim.'

I Was Born In Alabama, But I Only Lived There For A Month Before I'd Done Everything There Was To Do.