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I'm Thankful That My Memory Is Good Because My Vision Is Going.

The Truth Is Libraries Are Raucous Clubhouses For Free Speech, Controversy And Community.

I've Decided That Perhaps I'm Bulimic And Just Keep Forgetting To Purge.

I Did Auditions At A Club Called The Comedy Connection. They Wanted Nothing To Do With Me. But One Night They Were Doing A Night Of All Women Comics, And They Invited Me To Do That.

President Obama Could Keep A Big Map With Push Pins On It To Keep Track Of How Many Countries Hate Us, And When We Get Down To Only Half, Let's Have A Ball. I'll Blow Up The Balloons Myself.