I Had A Paper Route

Is A Hippopotamus A Hippopotamus Or Just A Really Cool Opotamus?

I Got Some Tartar-control Toothpaste A While Back. I've Still Got Tartar, But It's Under Control.

I'm An Ice Sculptor. Last Night I Made A Cube.

I Don't Wear A Watch Because I Want My Arms To Weigh The Same.

I Play The Guitar. I Taught Myself How To Play The Guitar, Which Was A Bad Decision... Because I Didn't Know How To Play It, So I Was A Shitty Teacher. I Would Never Have Went To Me.