I Guess My Main Influences

Ive Never Been Against Women. That Anti-feminist Rap Is Bogus. I Think Men Should Be Nice To Women, Buy Them Diamonds.

I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

It Occurred To Me That There Wouldn't Be World Hunger, If You People Would Move Where The Food Is!!!

I'm Responsible. I Even Did A Commercial For Mtv Saying How I Was Going To Register To Vote. And I Still Haven't.

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.