Stand-up Comedy Is An Art

I'm Attracted To Heartbreakers.

I'm Responsible. I Even Did A Commercial For Mtv Saying How I Was Going To Register To Vote. And I Still Haven't.

Everything Can Be Satirized.

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!