Real Comedy Doesn't Just Make

How Does A Guy Look At Another Guy's Hairy Ass, And Find Love?

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

What Am I Responsible For? Who Am I Responsible To? Everybody? How Come When Archie Bunker Nailed Everybody, It Was Funny - But When I Do It, It's Not?

You Gotta Keep Falling In Love. You Gotta Believe In It. What Are You Going To Do... Give Sheep The Vote?

I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.