I Grew Up With Nothing

I Grew Up In The Bible Belt And I Made My Own Clothes And Dyed My Hair Purple. Nobody Ever Knew What To Do With Me.

My Show Is A Sensory Assault... In A Very Brief Manner - The Show Is Only 25 Minutes Long.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

I Know That I Can Sing. That's The Reason I Started Playing Music When I Was Twelve Years Old.

I Played Saxophone And Trumpet. Pretty Nerdy.