I Got So Much Food

I Come From A Family Where Gravy Is Considered A Beverage.

Never Loan Your Car To Anyone To Whom You've Given Birth.

Housework, If You Do It Right, Will Kill You.

A Member Of The Committee Slapped A Name Tag Over My Left Bosom. "what Shall We Name The Other One?" I Smiled. She Was Not Amused.

My Mother Won't Admit It, But I've Always Been A Disappointment To Her. Deep Down Inside, She'll Never Forgive Herself For Giving Birth To A Daughter Who Refuses To Launder Aluminium Foil And Use It Over Again.