There Is Nothing More Miserable

People Shop For A Bathing Suit With More Care Than They Do A Husband Or Wife. The Rules Are The Same. Look For Something You'll Feel Comfortable Wearing. Allow For Room To Grow.

Why Take Pride In Cooking, When They Don't Take Pride In Eating?

If God Had Meant Us To Walk Around Naked, He Would Never Have Invented The Wicker Chair.

Not Everyone Is Comfortable With The Kissing Ritual. My Husband Is One Of Them. Her Refuses To Press Lips With Anyone Except His Wife, Mother, And Dog. If Someone Wanted To Give Him Mouth-to-mouth Resuscitation, He Would Refuse Until He Had Been Formally Introduced.

Bombeck's Rug Rule: An Ugly Carpet Will Last For Ever.