If God Had Meant Us

Like Religion, Politics, And Family Planning, Cereal Is Not A Topic To Be Brought Up In Public. It's Too Controversial.

We Even Switched To A Newly-formed Church Across The Town That Gave One Hundred And Twenty Trading Stamps Each Time We Attended. (we Now Worship A Brown And White Chicken With A Sunburst On Its Chest.)

There Is So Much To Teach, And The Time Goes So Fast.

House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables: Leave Them Out Too Long And They Go Bad.

Phone Are Wonderful Instruments, But I Wouldn't Want Our Daughter To Marry One.