I Got A Waterbed, But

Our Natures Are A Lot Like Oil, Mix Us With Anything Else, And We Strive To Swim On Top.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

Everyone Thinks Angelina Jolie Was The First Celebrity Baby Hoarder, But She Wasn't. Before Angelina There Was Mia Farrow. Mia Had An Entire Farm Full Of Children. I Think She Got Them At Costco.

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.

Some Women Take Up The Law And Become Lawyers. Other Women Lay Down The Law And Become Wives.